Top 10 Tabloid Headlines for April 2008
April is National Play with Words Month!
Actually it’s National Poetry Month but to keep the prompts relatively short and encourage people who cringe at the word poetry, it’s a whole lot more about playing with words.
Last year I introduced Kenneth Koch’s poetry warm up exercises. (You can see them all here by clicking on Poetry Warm Ups over on the right.) They’re a way of playing with words to get stuff flowing :-)
No actual poetry will be produced, though you may come up with an intriguing line that leads to a poem or a story.
For today, use the structure of the first tabloid headline and generate similar lines of the form:
Food — Noun — -ed verb
Cucumber Killer Captured
Bean Bomber Bamboozled
Anchovy Anarchist Annihilated
Top 10 Tabloid Headlines from APRIL 1998
- CUCUMBER KILLER CAPTURED! — WWN
- BEN FRANKLIN SHOCKER!He was a Founding Father, a signer of the Declaration of Independence — AND A SERIAL KILLER! — WWN
- Teens ordered to clean toilets after peeing on theater seats! — WWN
- 10 GIRAFFES HAVE HEADS TORN OFF — when zoo truck passes under low bridge — WWN
- Kitten drowned by a giant goldfish! Cat dips paw in tank & fish pulls him in! — WWN
- Exploding grapefruits kill hundreds in Argentina! — WWN
- DEAD HUBBY BURIED WITH WINNING LOTTO TICKET IN HIS POCKET Anxious wife digs up 103 corpses looking for him! — WWN
- FARMER DEVELOPS THE ELVIS CHICKEN! New birds sport slick hairdos & swivel their hips when they walk! — WWN
- Gun-totin’ Texan shoots baby kitten. . . THEN CLAIMS SELF-DEFENSE! — WWN
- VENGEFUL OLDSTER SUES DAUGHTER FOR DEAD WIFE’S ASHES . . . SO HE CAN FLUSH THEM DOWN THE TOILET! — WWN
Create a bestiary. Use each of the following words in the name of the beast or one sentence description of the beast.
Curses and spells come in many flavors: love, money, revenge, protection, healing, curse removal, luck, happiness.
Come up with ship and boat names for each letter of the alphabet. The ships can be anything: land or water or air or space craft, from dinghies to cruisers.
Write a 26 sentence story. Start the first sentence with a word beginning with A, the second sentence with a word beginning with B all the way to the last sentence that begins with Z.
A rhyming couplet is two lines that rhyme with each other.
For each letter of the alphabet (or as far as you can get in 10-15 minutes!) come up with a spell (like light) and then play around with the sounds that make up that word to create another word or words that sound good with it to complete the name of the spell. *Avoid* starting your other words with the same letter as your initial word. If you want, tell what the spell does if it’s not obvious.
Come up with a fanciful name that fits with the characteristics listed. The names can be short or long or in between. They can be titled or have modifiers tacked on, like, “the Rambunctious” or “of Ogre Canyon”. Include at least one name that starts with the corresponding letter of the alphabet but after that feel free to play around with the sounds. :-)
Write 35 (or more!) *ways* for a character to murder another. Again, push it even if they start sounding wacky. Try doing one or more for each letter of the alphabet. It might knock some more ideas loose!


Create hot and humid phrases or sentences for each letter of the alphabet.

Take the sentences you generated last week for
Write the alphabet down the side of the page and create an alliterative sentence for each letter that has to do with dragons, such as:
Write a paragraph (or one really really long sentence) using only words that begin with the letters in the alphabet in order.
A Tom Swifty is a bit of dialog in which the adverb attached to “said” relates both properly and punningly to what was said.
When writing dialog it’s okay to use “said” when you want to help the reader keep track of who’s speaking. In fact it calls too much attention to your writing. rather than keeping the attention on the story, if you try to use a lot of different words instead of said.
Pick a favorite topic like video games, baseball, Star Trek, unschooling, fantasy characters and so on and write an alphabet book for it. Use strong images that you could illustrate list colorful words and phrases for each of the letters. Use alliteration if you want, eg, Ailing Aliens arming ancient alligators, Belligerent Batboys bellowing at butterflies ….
Write the alphabet down the side of the page. Write a fantastic food for each letter of the alphabet, like Alicia’s Alluring Apples and Bernie Bott’s Every-flavor Beans …
Write the alphabet down the side of the page. For each letter write a word that represents a sound like vroooom, glooosh, ding, splat.