“I am irritated by my own writing …”
Wandering about Amazon I ended up reading an excerpt from Nikki Sixx’s (of Mötley Crüe) biography and came across the description “Suzie Homemaker from Hell” :-)
Take it from there. Play around with perspective and see how it affects how she comes out. You can write it from the point of view of someone observing her. (Omniscient (God’s eye view), Dad’s new girlfriend from the point of view of the ex-wife or (teenage) son or daughter, the next door neighbor of the new couple who just moved in, Suzie’s mom. ) Or first person, from Suzie’s point of view.
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Use the following homophones in sentences that have a science fiction theme.
“Alexander Hamilton ran up those very treads!” said Steve Laise standing in the foyer of Hamilton’s home. “It just puts you in such close proximity with the past. For those of us who really wish we were living back then anyway, it’s probably more of a stimulus to our imagination than we really ought to have.”
Petal Pushers, a clever name for a new flower shop. Or is it merely clever? The shop has become very popular very quickly and the other flower shop owners in town are curious about their competitors’ success. Is it the prices? The flowers? The customer service? The owners? Or is there something else that’s drawing in the customers?
You’ve won a week’s vacation at an old resort that’s been resurrected and refurbished. When you arrive you’re greeted by your hosts (pictured). Several other people have also won the vacation. You don’t know any of them but one person does look vaguely familiar. 
