Top 10 Tabloid Headlines for May 2008
Though the Weekly World News is no more, here’s the headlines from the archives of City Newstand in Chicago, for writing prompts or just for fun :-)
Top 10 Tabloid Headlines from MAY 1998
- DOG SWALLOWS SHEEP — SUN
- Porcupine falls head over heels in love — with a broom! — WWN
- One-armed man fights off monkey with fake limb! — WWN
- WERERABBITS ARE MORE DANGEROUS THAN WEREWOLVES! — WWN
- IRAQI TEENS GETTING HIGH ON ANTHRAX GERMS! — WWN
- Elvis fan has the King’s JOCK STRAP! — WWN
- Used-car salesman is buried in fireproof suit — so he won’t burn in HELL! — WWN
- Police find dead woman in giant ball of string! — WWN
- BIZARRE DISEASE TURNS PEOPLE INTO HUMAN SNAKES! — WWN
- Wonder drug makes people bulletproof! — WWN