Quiet as a rooster at sunrise
To warm up your poetry muscles today, have fun with false comparisons.
Use the form
As ____ as a ____.
and make comparisons that aren’t true.
As always, you can use that format for every line. You can use it at the beginning and then explore the comparison in subsequent lines. Or make a few of the same comparisons and move onto others.
For some reason, it’s a lot more fun and freeing than trying to come up with comparisons that are true. Maybe it ties into the psychology of wanting to do whatever we’re told not to do ;-)
Here’s some examples off the top of my head since this didn’t come from Koch’s book:
As quiet as a wolf in a hen house.
As quiet as a broken muffler.As alone as Santa at Christmas.
As alone as a Brittany Spears.As busy as a beach in winter.
As busy as a full bellied kitten.
