Top 10 Tabloid Headlines for March 2007
Except, again, they’re really from 2005 since the City Newstand list is still on hiatus.
From the City Newstand in Chicago, for writing prompts or just for fun :-)
Top Ten Tabloid Headlines from March 2005
- Attack of the giant baby-biting RATS! — SUN
- POPE GIVES OSAMA THE FINGER! — WWN
- MAN-MADE TORNADOES ESCAPE FROM CIA LAB — WWN
- ALIEN COOKBOOK FOUND . . . AND WE’RE THE MAIN INGREDIENT IN EVERY RECIPE! — WWN
- PIZZA WAS SERVED AT THE LAST SUPPER . . . and the pies were delivered — WWN
- MEET THE MOTHER OF ALL JUNK FOODS — FRIED CHOCOLATE! — WWN
- SPANISH ARMADA WAS SUNK BY UFOs —WWN
- FRENCHMAN JAILED FOR TAKING BATH — WWN
- NEBRASKA DOESN’T EXIST, SAYS AUTHOR — WWN
- Tough guy walks 2 miles with a bullet in his brain — SUN
