Top Ten Tabloid Headlines for November 2006
From The City Newsstand’s (a newsstand/bookstore in Chicago) monthly MAGBAG — Top 10 Tabloid Headlines. (Mostly from Weekly World News (WWN) and the SUN.)
- KIM JONG IL NUKES HIS OWN PALACE! — SUN
- DOCTORS SUCCESSFULLY REMOVE BANJO FROM ALABAMA MAN’S KNEE! — WWN
- Taco vendor turns tiny visitors’ abandoned spacecraft into an . . . ALIEN SOMBRERO! — WWN
- OMAHA BIN LADEN Osama’s brother rides the range as a cowboy — WWN
- Giant Mexican monster skull proves… OGOPOGO IS ALIVE! — SUN
- Dust bunnies breed like rabbits — WWN
- MULTIPLE PERSONALITY MAN CHARGED TRIPLE ROOM RATE! — WWN
- Beer beats prostate cancer — SUN
- WOMAN DELIVERS OWN BABY WHILE SKYDIVING! — WWN
- ALIEN MUMMY GOES ON RAMPAGE! Trick-or-treaters terrorized by undead E.T. — WWN
