Top Ten Tabloid Headlines for October 2006
From The City Newsstand’s (a newsstand/bookstore in Chicago) monthly MAGBAG — Top 10 Tabloid Headlines. (Mostly from Weekly World News (WWN) and the SUN.)
- FATAL FARTS! — WWN
- GRANNY SCARES OFF ROBBERS BY PULLING A BIGGER KNIFE! — SUN
- SATAN CAPTURED BY GIs IN IRAQ! — WWN
- VAMPIRES ATTACK U.S. TROOPS Army of undead taking over mountains of Afghanistan! — WWN
- VEGAN VAMPIRE ATTACKS TREES — WWN
- Sherriff serves up a bowl of his own blood as bait to capture… VAMPIRE CAT! — WWN
- Mystery of the floating coffin — SUN
- SCIENTISTS END TERROR OF THE WALKING MUMMY! — SUN
- AMERICA’S LATEST ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS — VAMPIRES — SUN
- JUDGE WHO BARRED WITCHES FROM ADOPTING CHILDREN TURNED INTO GUINEA PIG! — WWN
