Top 10 tabloid headlines for September 2006
From The City Newsstand’s (a newsstand/bookstore in Chicago) monthly MAGBAG — Top 10 Tabloid Headlines. (Mostly from Weekly World News (WWN) and the SUN.)
- JACK THE RIPPER WAS A WOMAN! — SUN
- STUDIO BUYS MOVIE SCRIPT FROM A CHIMP! — WWN
- RESEARCHER CALCULATES A SNOWBALL’S CHANCE IN HELL TO BE .000000000134% — WWN
- Michael Jackson wants to live with leprechauns — SUN
- MICROSCOPIC SPACE ALIENS INFESTING CARPETS — WWN
- UFO ALIENS ABDUCTED MY CAT! Now frisky Felix is home safe — and has a gift of ESP, says amazed owner — SUN
- BARBER BLEEDS RED & WHITE STRIPED BLOOD! — WWN
- SPEND IT WHILE YOU CAN! U.S. currency accidentally printed with disappearing ink! — WWN
- ASTRONOMER DISCOVERS PLANET MADE ENTIRELY OF NOODLES — WWN
- CREDIT CARD EXPLODES WHEN GAL GOES OVER LIMIT! — WWN
