Top 10 Tabloid Headlines for August 2006
From The City Newsstand’s (a newsstand/bookstore in Chicago) monthly MAGBAG — Top 10 Tabloid Headlines. (Mostly from Weekly World News (WWN) and the SUN.)
- SENSIBLE PUTTY! — WWN
- BOOZE CAN MELT AWAY POUNDS — SUN
- ‘NOSE HOSE’ WILL MAKE TISSUES OBSOLETE! — WWN
- EXPLORER LOCATES ORIGINAL ‘COMFORT ZONE’! — WWN
- DA VINCI WAS A TIME TRAVELER! — SUN
- WAR IN HEAVEN According to the Archangel Michael, female angels led by the powerful Hillaria have revolted . . . — WWN
- Demons influencing presidential policy! — WWN
- BOY TURNS BELOVED AUNT INTO ROBOT! — WWN
- Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water, along come . . . NAVY ANTS! — WWN
- BILLIONAIRE WILLS HIS FORTUNE TO IMAGINARY FRIEND — WWN
