Top 10 Tabloid Headlines for July 2006
From The City Newsstand’s (a newsstand/bookstore in Chicago) monthly MAGBAG — Top 10 Tabloid Headlines. (Mostly from Weekly World News (WWN) and the SUN.)
- WHAT CAR WOULD JESUS DRIVE? — SUN
- The sixth sense is NOT ‘intuition’ — it’s a unique combination of smell & touch: SMUCH! — WWN
- WORLD’S TINIEST EARTHQUAKE DESTROYS JUST ONE HOUSE! — WWN
- MAN RUSHED TO EMERGENCY ROOM AFTER MONEY BURNS HOLE IN HIS POCKET! — WWN
- Was Dubya’s granddad a grave robber? BUSH FAMILY STOLE GERONIMO’S SKULL! - says researcher — SUN
- STAREOIDS! Growth hormones cause bodybuilder’s eyes to pop out of his head! — WWN
- JUDGE FIRES BAILIFF FOR USING ‘MOBY DICK’ INSTEAD OF BIBLE TO SWEAR WITNESSES IN! — WWN
- Shocking royal claim . . . CAMILLA IS A MAN! — SUN
- BEACH PARTY TERROR! DEADLY MANFISH EMERGES FROM THE OCEAN TO ATTACK PARTYGOERS! — WWN
- HOUSEWIFE EXPERIENCES HALF-RAPTURE . . . & gets stuck in the dining room ceiling! — WWN
