Top 10 Tabloid Headlines for June 2006
From The City Newsstand’s (a newsstand/bookstore in Chicago) monthly MAGBAG — Top 10 Tabloid Headlines. (Mostly from Weekly World News (WWN) and the SUN.)
- DEATH BY GOLDFISH — WWN
- SENIOR COUGHS UP EMBEDDED NAIL AFTER 35 YEARS — SUN
- TV SWELLS BRAINS! — WWN
- Researcher finds more than 100 businesses that are like show business! — WWN
- REDNECKS SHOOT DOWN SAUCER! PAYBACK! BOG HOLLOW STYLE — WWN
- ALIENS RAISE THE DEAD! CORPSE CORPS DRAFTED FROM BEYOND TO ATTACK HUMANS! — WWN
- MARRIAGE IS A CROCK! — SUN
- Catholic school sisters trade in their wooden rulers for the ultimate disciplinary tool . . . NUN CHUCKS! — WWN
- RESEARCHER DETERMINES DEER AND ANTELOPE NEVER PLAYED TOGETHER! — WWN
- SCIENTIST PROVES… EARTH IS GOING THROUGH MENOPAUSE! Global warming is Earth’s hot flashes! — WWN
