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Obi Wan Kenobi
Retired to a planet as hot as the Gobi.
Since he’d been drenched on Kamino for hours,
he spent Luke’s childhood hiding from showers.

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Vlad the Impaler
grew paler.
His butler gave him jelly for his bread,
saying they were fresh out of victim’s blood to spread.

(It’s part of his legend that he ate bread spread with his victim’s
blood!)

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Cinderella
was enamored of a fella.
When she ran from the ball she kicked off a shoe,
as a test of his cleverness to find her with one clue.

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Buffy Sommers
is the bummers,
Though chosen against her desires,
she became the stake through the heart of vampires.