Do vampires dream
Of snacks that scream?

Rex

My pet T. Rex sits up and begs
For an omelet of 29,000 eggs.

Buzz

That fly has become a pest,
buzzing against the window, obsessed.

Cuppa

The East India company grieved,
when the Boston Tea Partiers heaved.

Since I used up dream, scream and vampire all in one poem, how about this in response to Ogden Nash’s poem about mules:

Rules

But in the world of a ghoul,
Eating dead is the rule.