March 16, 2006
Set the timer for 10-15 minutes. Pick one of the following headlines and write the news report.
- Teddy Grahams may slow spread of ankle stones.
- Battered liver could prevent excitable neck.
- Powdered pancake mix could cause ear shrinkage.
- Jellied beef could cause squeaky gums.
- Boiled cake could increase risk of armpit flatulence.
- Olestra may lead to rectal weasels.
- Turkey neck may increase risk of tongue arthritis.
These were automatically generated at
The Not My Desk New Food Dire Warning And/Or Healthful Revelation Generator.
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