Top 10 tabloid headlines for November 2005
From The City Newsstand’s (a newsstand/bookstore in Chicago) monthly MAGBAG — Top 10 Tabloid Headlines. (Mostly from Weekly World News (WWN) and the SUN.)
Choose one as a writing prompt.
NOVEMBER 2005
- Toads explode in ‘Pond of Death’ — SUN
- EVIL LIFE-FORMS OOZE FROM VIDEO ARCADE AS . . . DEMONIC ELECTRO-PLASM SLIME TERRORIZES TOWN! — WWN
- SODA JERK LIVES UP TO NAME — WWN
- TORNADO HELPS FAMILY MOVE — WWN
- BELCHING SWORD-SWALLOWER ACCIDENTALLY IMPALES AUDIENCE MEMBER — WWN
- BARBARA BUSH TO JOIN ‘DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES’ — WWN
- U.S. ARMY TO DRAFT SCHOOL CROSSING GUARDS TO MAKE ITS QUOTA! — WWN
- Astronomer spots Elvis-shaped constellation! — WWN
- DROMEDARY OF THE DEEP Undersea camels discovered! — WWN
- PRISONER CHOKES TO DEATH ON LAST MEAL! — WWN
