Top 10 tabloid headlines for October 2005
From The City Newsstand’s (a newsstand/bookstore in Chicago) monthly MAGBAG — Top 10 Tabloid Headlines. (Mostly from Weekly World News (WWN) and the SUN.)
Choose one as a writing prompt.
OCTOBER 2005
- MALEVOLENT MAN-WORM! — WWN
- EXORCISM CURES MONSTROUS ZIT! — WWN
- MAN’S PAJAMAS ARE HAUNTED! — WWN
- DRUNK GHOST RUINS OWN FUNERAL — WWN
- DI, DI MY DARLING PRINCESS’ GHOST HAS CHARLES AND CAMILLA SPOOKED! — WWN
- CSI USES PUMPKIN FACE TO ID REMAINS OF MOB VICTIM BURIED IN FIELD! — WWN
- EINSTEIN’S BRAIN COMES TO LIFE—AND GOES ON RAMPAGE! — WWN
- HOBOO! High cost of real estate forces ghost onto the streets! — WWN
- DWARF DRACULA· KNEE-HIGH ANKLE BITER TERRORIZING SEATTLE! — WWN
- HOWLING BEAST TERRORIZES OHIO TOWN — SCIENTISTS MYSTIFIED BY BIZARRE CRIES — SUN
